Food Rule #3
Food Rule #3: The Oral Sex Rule - No man shall ever pretend to perform fellatio on any type of oblong or penis-shaped food object. This includes, but is not limited to, bananas, cucumbers, carrots, etc. For women, this is sort of action is perfectly acceptable, and usually encouraged.
posted by Scott at
11:04 PM
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In recent news, our very own Food Rules co-founder Will has broken the second rule.
He was rightfully humiliated and punished.
Just remember that no man is exempt from these laws.
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Scott, at 12:13 PM
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