Food Rule #5
Food Rule #5: The Remaining Milk Rule - After finishing a bowl of cereal, the milk at the bottom of the bowl must be drunk. There is no excuse.
posted by Scott at
7:11 PM
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These are the rules which every person should live by. Let's start with the basics.
Food Rule #1: The 5-Second Rule - Anything that hits the ground is edible for exactly 5 seconds from the moment of impact. Waiting longer than this may result in death or serious illness.
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2 Comments:
what ... if it's soy milk?
By
Blog ho, at 8:02 PM
Soy milk? Why in God's name would anyone ever drink soy milk?
If it's soy milk, you should not have even poured it over your cereal in the first place. Induce vomiting immediately. Call poison control.
By
Scott, at 9:16 PM
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