The Food Rules

Monday, May 02, 2005

Food Rule #6

Food Rule #6: The Mascot Rule - Any cereal lacking an animated mascot should be avoided at all costs. If you think you are too old for cartoon mascots, then you are too old for cereal. Shell out some change and drive yourself to fucking Denny's.

2 Comments:

  • what about granola?

    By Blogger Blog ho, at 7:44 PM  

  • also at mcdonalds, always get the kids meal to recieve the free toy inside, unless its somehting lame like a pretty pretty princess purse or somehting. Damn matel

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:37 PM  

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