The Food Rules

Monday, May 02, 2005

Food Rule #7

Food Rule #7: The Cereal Prize Rule - If a box of cereal contains a prize, it must be removed upon opening the box. You MUST NOT wait until the cereal is finished, but instead dig it out violently and greedily with little to no regard for the safety of yourself or others.



Note: Anyone who is concerned about crushing their cereal is an incompetent pansy, and should be shunned from society for the rest of their adult lives.

posted by Scott at 7:37 PM

6 Comments:

  • may i pour the cereral into a bowl and then take the prize out and then replace the cereal into the box?

    By Blogger Blog ho, at 12:31 PM  

  • oh, and nice job, Will..you pansy. Scott has been carrying your dead weight all this time. If i were to write you a letter it would go like this:

    Dear Will,

    you suck.

    love, mom.

    By Blogger Blog ho, at 12:32 PM  

  • Oh no, Ho. If you pour the cereal into the bowl, it must all be eaten. In one sitting.

    By Blogger Scott, at 1:44 AM  

  • Easy now, Blog Ho. Will has contributed much to the formation of these rules. I simply post them because he is HTML-handicapped.

    If I were to write you a letter it would go like this:



    Dear Will's Mom,

    Your handwriting looks like Blog Ho's

    Love, Scott

    By Blogger Scott, at 6:49 PM  

  • i am his mom. that handwriting thing is no coincidence. i just want the best for him. can't you talk to him?

    By Blogger Blog ho, at 2:57 PM  

  • I remember thrashing around my box of Cornflakes trying to get my Willow toy. I'll never dig that deep for Val Kilmer ever again.

    By Blogger Christopher D. Bate, at 12:45 PM  

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