Food Rule #8
Food Rule #8: The Fajita Rule - Any steps can be taken to ensure the successful consumption of a Mexican food (fajitas, tacos, etc.) as long as the high caloric content is retained. It is not the form of the food that is important, but the greasy deadly deliciousness. For example, you may eat a fajita with a fork and knife if you are so inclined, but none of the tasty unhealthy grease may be drained from said fajita.
posted by Scott at
10:15 PM
3 Comments:
I must politely disagree.
Mexican food is dirty, therefore it follows that the injestion of said foodstuff must be in a concurrently dirty manner.
Knives and forks are not dirty.
Unless you only have one pair and they're made out of dried mud and you never wash them (can you wash mud?).
By
brendan o'connor, at 6:37 PM
I use sharpened sticks.
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Scott, at 3:15 PM
you can't wash mud, otherwise it would just become more... mud
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Anonymous, at 11:34 PM
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