Food Rule #4

Food Rule #4: The Fridge Rule - Anything that is neither raw nor completely frozen can be eaten cold. Anything.

Food Rule #3

Food Rule #3: The Oral Sex Rule - No man shall ever pretend to perform fellatio on any type of oblong or penis-shaped food object. This includes, but is not limited to, bananas, cucumbers, carrots, etc. For women, this is sort of action is perfectly acceptable, and usually encouraged.

Food Rule #2

Food Rule #2: The Pizza Pocket Rule - Anything that is inside a pocket must remain in a pocket. Do not open it. It is in a pocket for a reason. Just eat it.


Note: Pizza Pockets are particularly unattractive. Have you ever looked at the insides? Don't.

Welcome To "The Food Rules"

This is "The Food Rules"

A project started by myself and my buddy Will. It all began with the basic rule of all that is edible - The 5-Second Rule. We hope to expand on this rule by adding a few of our own. These are rules to live by, and more importantly, to eat by.



You may send any recommendations to thefoodrules@yahoo.com