Food Rule #9

Food Rule #9: The Supplied Sauce Rule - When ordering a food which may come with optional sauces (i.e. soy sauce, hot sauce, barbecue, honey mustard) you must and will accept the offered or included sauces. No personal sauces may be used. For example, one can not enter a fast food establishment, order a five-piece nugget, turn down the honey mustard, return home and proceed to dip said nuggets into a previously purchased honey mustard. This detracts from the experience of the meal and makes the transgressor look like an all-around douche.