Food Rule #8

Food Rule #8: The Fajita Rule - Any steps can be taken to ensure the successful consumption of a Mexican food (fajitas, tacos, etc.) as long as the high caloric content is retained. It is not the form of the food that is important, but the greasy deadly deliciousness. For example, you may eat a fajita with a fork and knife if you are so inclined, but none of the tasty unhealthy grease may be drained from said fajita.